May require professional help

Nov 3, 2006 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily

Last night I dreamed that I was asleep and that I woke up to find that someone had stolen my couch, put up baby gates in the all the doorways of my house, shaved my dog and painted her bright pink, and painted the front of my house with black and white stripes.

Yes.

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4 Responses for "May require professional help"

Brandon November 3rd, 2006 at 11:29 am 1

so it really happened?
Jen November 3rd, 2006 at 1:26 pm 2

heehee… yikes! What did you eat before bed?
Crumpy November 3rd, 2006 at 2:54 pm 3

It was me.
Kyle November 5th, 2006 at 8:58 am 4

……..

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Elizabeth
Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host on The GodlyGals Podcast.

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