Last night I dreamed that I was asleep and that I woke up to find that someone had stolen my couch, put up baby gates in the all the doorways of my house, shaved my dog and painted her bright pink, and painted the front of my house with black and white stripes.
Yes.
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 



so it really happened?
heehee… yikes! What did you eat before bed?
It was me.
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