Thirteen things I don’t have to worry about when my boyfriend meets my parents

1. Him praying to ward off the powers of Xenu when we say grace.
2. Either of my parents taking out their teeth. Because they both still have theirs.
3. Dad bringing a gun along with him to clean, since we’re going to be eating at Red Lobster I think it’s unlikely. I could be wrong though.
4. Anyone breaking into song. This usually only happens at Olive Garden when Grannie is there. “Wheeeeeeen the moon hits your eye…”
5. Dad ordering gizzards.
6. My parents revealing the existence of “Blanket” to Kevin…because he already knows.
7. Mom giggling like a schoolgirl. Wrong. I totally have to worry about that.
8. Dad calling Kevin a yankee. Wrong again.
9. Paw Paw showing up. Not that it would be a problem, but it’s better to break a person in with my parents first.
10. Either of my parents asking me if I’m going to break up with Kevin anytime soon. They wouldn’t say that in front of him, in fact, Mom would never say it. But Dad and Grannie ask me that every time they talk to me. Paw Paw hasn’t acknowledged the existence of any other man in my life. At least not to me.
11. My brothers beating him up. Because they won’t be there.
12. Dad doing something weird with his finger that’s missing the end. I don’t think he’ll stick it up to his nose or anything, though he likes to do that.
13. My parents not liking him. And that’s a wonderful feeling.

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!