I thought I would let you all know what my Thursday Thirteen is going to be next week so that I can, you know, create a buzz. You won’t want to miss this one.

Thirteen Songs I Would Sing If I Were Ever On American Idol

But that’s about as likely as “I’m-A-Dinner-Jacket” and our fearless leader having brunch tomorrow, followed by a round of mini-golf. Still, be here next Wednesday around 5 p.m.!

Well…that was a lie. But I promise that tomorrow there is going to be an extra super Thursday Thirteen. You will not regret tuning in for my opinion on some very timely subject matter. I’m going to be up all night doing research, just so I can get this right for you folks.

While you wait, please enjoy the following. It is my fellow (ohgoodgrief) Oklahoman, Mike Gundy, going on a tirade against a girl who thinks she’s a sports writer nice young lady (Jenni Carlson) who works for The Oklahoman. (Crossed out because I might apply for a job there someday.)

MikeGundyIsMadAtYou.com

BOSSY loves Dooce.
But Ms. Dub love BOSSY.
(And The Pioneer Woman.
And Redneck Diva.)

Please excuse my absence. Last Thursday, my Mac decided to destroy its hard drive (at less than one month old). Just got him back today and he’s feeling much better.

Because you don’t know it yet, but you want my opinion on this stuff. (All times CST)

10:02 - 30 Rock? Peace out.
9:52 - Aww, America Ferrera, you so pretty.
9:28 - Ahhh! And John Krasinski’s date might not want to chew her gum at all in public. Or at least close her mouth.
9:26 - Rainn Wilson is about to sing Kanye West!
9:24 - Ryan Seacrest. In tights. Trying to pretend this isn’t a normal occurrence.
9:17 - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! The Office! FINALLY! Best Writing for a Comedy Series, in case you were wondering.
9:14 - Let’s just watch Elaine Stritch all night. This is good.
9:06 - Kevin says, “So that’s why he said he invented the internet!!” Al Gore, if I were my little brother I would say, “Shut your pie hole.”
8:45 - Jersey Boys! Yay! I think I may want “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” as the recessional at my wedding. This will have to be discussed. I’ll keep you posted.
8:21 - Nice little bit about The Office there. “Or wherever else he’s shooting a movie.” *stare*
8:19 - Bored. Ready for Jersey Boys
7:52 - Christina Aguilera really looks like she has it together now. Slowing down on the fake tan might be a good idea though.
7:44 - I have watched Conan maybe once. I know. He is terribly funny though.
7:24 - Sad face
7:23 - Come on Jenna!
7:16 - Woo! Terry O’Quinn…love this guy. And he’s wearing a shiny pink shirt with a sparkly black tie. What a nice fella.
7:13 - Aww, Rainn Wilson didn’t get it. Jeremy Piven = Moonface.
7:10 - Ooooh, Terry O’Quinn! And other LOST people.
7:09 - Were they supposed to pan to the ceiling and cut the sound?
7:08 - For the record, not everyone loves Raymond.
7:03 - Panning to T.R. Knight when singing about Isaiah Washington (comparing him to Michael Richards). Real classy.
7:00 - Round stage? To quote Michael Scott, “Me no likey.” And Family Guy? No, thanks, I’ll take the lobotomy.
6:41 - Judith Light! Who’s the Boss now, Tony Danza? I mean, she’s on Law & Order and that makes you qualified to be President of the United States.
6:36 - Helen Mirren just might be the prettiest lady in the world.

So many different things lead people to this blog. Whether it’s the various links from other bloggers, Thursday Thirteen, or deciding who you’re going to vote for in the 2007 Okie Blog Awards (nominated for Best Writing Blog!), I’m glad that each of you stop by. But by far, the most interesting thing about having this blog is seeing what keyword searches lead people here. Let me tell you, I get some doozies.

university of oklahoma panties — Okay, this one is pretty easy to explain. For the 2004 OU/texas game, Heather and I made festive panties. They’ve been a hit here on the internet.

do not date them — This could mean a lot of things, but if you need the names of these guys I can definitely supply you with a list of downright scoundrels.

ou scarlet pimpernel — Yes! The Scarlet Pimpernel is going to be at the University of Oklahoma next month and I am terribly excited. I will be there and you should be, too. “Don’t be afraid, it’s only love!”

Of course, I saved the best (weirdest) for (nearly) last.

“bad cough body aches slight fever slept with cat what do i have?“

You poor, poor dear. I have no idea what you’ve got (nor how your search led you here, because I have never slept with a cat. I hope to do that someday, but since my dad is still my landlord, there will be no cats in this house for a long, long time.), but I’d suggest that you get yourself to a doctor.

The latest search to bring someone here was “shanice i cant imagine music codes.” While I don’t have any music codes around here and I’m not familiar with that song, there was one song of Shanice’s that I LOVED back in 1995. Oh yes my friends.

And while we’re at it, here’s the deleted scene that featured the song (with a singing Mel Gibson!) from Disney’s Pocahontas.

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