Because you don’t know it yet, but you want my opinion on this stuff. (All times CST)

10:02 - 30 Rock? Peace out.
9:52 - Aww, America Ferrera, you so pretty.
9:28 - Ahhh! And John Krasinski’s date might not want to chew her gum at all in public. Or at least close her mouth.
9:26 - Rainn Wilson is about to sing Kanye West!
9:24 - Ryan Seacrest. In tights. Trying to pretend this isn’t a normal occurrence.
9:17 - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! The Office! FINALLY! Best Writing for a Comedy Series, in case you were wondering.
9:14 - Let’s just watch Elaine Stritch all night. This is good.
9:06 - Kevin says, “So that’s why he said he invented the internet!!” Al Gore, if I were my little brother I would say, “Shut your pie hole.”
8:45 - Jersey Boys! Yay! I think I may want “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” as the recessional at my wedding. This will have to be discussed. I’ll keep you posted.
8:21 - Nice little bit about The Office there. “Or wherever else he’s shooting a movie.” *stare*
8:19 - Bored. Ready for Jersey Boys
7:52 - Christina Aguilera really looks like she has it together now. Slowing down on the fake tan might be a good idea though.
7:44 - I have watched Conan maybe once. I know. He is terribly funny though.
7:24 - Sad face
7:23 - Come on Jenna!
7:16 - Woo! Terry O’Quinn…love this guy. And he’s wearing a shiny pink shirt with a sparkly black tie. What a nice fella.
7:13 - Aww, Rainn Wilson didn’t get it. Jeremy Piven = Moonface.
7:10 - Ooooh, Terry O’Quinn! And other LOST people.
7:09 - Were they supposed to pan to the ceiling and cut the sound?
7:08 - For the record, not everyone loves Raymond.
7:03 - Panning to T.R. Knight when singing about Isaiah Washington (comparing him to Michael Richards). Real classy.
7:00 - Round stage? To quote Michael Scott, “Me no likey.” And Family Guy? No, thanks, I’ll take the lobotomy.
6:41 - Judith Light! Who’s the Boss now, Tony Danza? I mean, she’s on Law & Order and that makes you qualified to be President of the United States.
6:36 - Helen Mirren just might be the prettiest lady in the world.