Mispronounced for two decades and counting.
But since it’s only been twice, there’s really nothing to complain about. You should be glad that we’re not in 3rd grade and this isn’t the Halloween carnival princess nomination. If it were, I’d be coming over to sit across from you in the cafeteria, wearing sea green stirrup pants, enjoying my post-lasagna ice cream cone, saying, “So, whose name are you going to write down on the ballot after story today?” Only I wouldn’t say “ballot” because most kids in my 3rd grade class had no idea what a ballot was. I did. I was a politically aware 8-year-old (and now look at me). But that’s a story for another time.
Without further ado…
Only one day left to get your nominations in for the 2007 Okie Blog Awards. Hurry on over there and nominate your socks off! Nomination or not, I’m probably going to head up to The Part of the State I Don’t Like So Much (except for their Quick Trips. I love QT) for the Okie Blogger Round-Up with The Boyfriend. A cash donation might even persuade me to wear stirrup pants, if anyone is interested.
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1. Delilah - Sick, sad, and true. I have listened to her show regularly since the fall of 1996. Dude.
I was 12! A call to the self-proclaimed “Queen of Sappy Love Songs” would definitely put a person
in my good graces.
2. Folklore roses - I adore orange/coral roses in many shapes and forms, but so far, this is my
favorite. Forget red roses. I’d pick these puppies over the most perfect red any day.
3. Seafood - Oh boy. I love it so much and haven’t found any creature who calls the sea its home
that I don’t find tasty. Mm-mm.
4. Old films - Many of my favorites came out when my Granny was my age. They’re the best. A
few that I really enjoy watching are Splendor in the Grass, Two for the Road, and Picnic.
5. Fairs - You know, of the county, state, whatever variety. I love them! It’s the nighttime atmos-
phere with all the lights, spilled bags of popcorn, discarded turkey legs, scary carnies, spinny rides
that make you throw up your fried Twinky…man. I love it.
6. Christmas lights - I. Love. Them. Oh my goodness. For the past few years I’ve always gone to
view them in Chickasha, Oklahoma and those are SO great. And this year I’ll get to go with Kevin!
7. “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey - I don’t know what it is about this song,
but it’s good any time of year for me. Whenever I hear it on the radio I become instantly happier.
8. Sephora - Sorry. Just had to throw that in there. On our (what was it?) 4th or 5th date Kevin
even went into one with me. See, he’s a keeper.
9. Chocolate & cherries - Good gracious. This is one deadly combo for me. I love cherries and
cherry flavored things, so add the chocolate (the darker, the better!) and you’ve got me. Black
Forest cake is a wonderful thing.
10. Children’s books - They are sweet and remind me of simpler times. While I don’t consider
Anne of Green Gables strictly a children’s book, any girl around the age of 11 should definitely
start reading the series. It (HONESTLY) changed my life.
11. COFFEE - Were caps necessary? YOU BET YOUR BRITCHES THEY WERE. I’ll take this stuff in
any form. IV drip is the preferred method.
12. Cream cheese & fake cheese - I couldn’t include one without the other. With the first you
have something that I consider to be a marketable alternative to your average candy bar (You
know, it comes in sticks and I could never understand why my mom wouldn’t let me eat it that
way. It’s possible that she was concerned about my saturated fat intake.) and the base of a very
special icing used on red velvet cake. Can’t go wrong there. The second is your key ingredient in
the very best ball game foods. Yum.
13. Kit Kat - The king of all candy bars. I cannot put into words what this fine piece of chocolate
means/does to me, so I’ll steal a line from Gilmore Girls (formerly a key to my heart until it was
CANCELLED), “The only way I could love you more is if you had a Kit Kat bar growing out of the
side of your head.” And my dears, that couldn’t be more true.
Sadly (for any interested parties) my heart is taken now. I have The Best Boyfriend in the World.
How could he not be? The guy covered numbers 3, 10, and 11 on the first date.
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Dear readers, I received my (FREE! hello, I’m there) “Fred ‘08” bumper sticker in the mail today. Nice, because just yesterday I was commenting on the fact that I needed to order one. Now I’ll just get myself a yard sign and maybe it’ll combat the vibes wafting from across the street (my neighbor’s bumper sticker collection that includes the following: “IMPEACH”, the crossed-out “W” sticker, “NPR”, an updated count of Iraqi civilians killed in the war…okay dude. We get it.)
This is actually causing me pain to write this. For those of you who didn’t know me back then (most of you), I was a pretty sensitive little kid. Read lots of sad stories, crushed on the popular boys, sat in the corner reading…you get the picture. Eighth grade was a pretty tough year for me as it seemed I was at the peak of my awkwardness.
The poem is entitled “Reflection”…ahem. Goodness only knows what I was reflecting on here. This is a glimpse into the mind of the young poet. Be gentle.
REFLECTION
I look at you
and see myself
so perfectly.You are my goodness,
my will,
my hope.When I look at you
I see everything
that I want to be.Elizabeth Michelle Johnson
Age: 14
…here on MissWisabus.com
Yesterday I worked in the 3-year-old room. Not my usual place and most definitely not my favorite, but it does make for an interesting time. These young people speak a bit more clearly, “go pee-pee in the potty”, and don’t always have to wear bibs. Nice change from the everyday, “I poopy.”
Young Trent was sitting at the table, singing “I’m In The Lord’s Army” and I knew this because he got all the bits about marching in the infantry and riding in the cavalry right. It was that last little bit that caught my attention. So I asked, “Trent, could you sing it again?” And off he went, belting it out.
“I may never march in the infantry
Ride in the cavalry
Shoot the artillery
I may never fly o’er the enemy
But I don’t know what’s wrong with me!
Yes, sir!
I don’t know what’s wrong with me!
Yes, sir!“
For those of you who didn’t grow up attending vacation Bible school, the line is not “I don’t know what’s wrong with me.” It’s “I’m in the Lord’s army.”
Another story about “beans” tomorrow. Today is GAME DAY at OU! Woowoo!