1. Make chocolate pudding.
2. Top with generous amounts of Cool Whip Lite.
3. Midol. Midol. MIDOL.
4. IcyHot. Newly discovered miracle.
5. Lie on couch.
6. Watch TV. Preferably Lifetime Movie Network or something else mindless like that. Today I watched four delightfully predictable dramas featuring at least one woman in mortal danger. Cramps, mortal danger…same thing.
7. Get more pudding.
8. Make tea. Mountain Rose Herbs has a great selection. At night I like their Dream Blend. They also make a Moon Ease and Women’s Freedom tea for times just like this. (On a side note, I also drink their Happy Tummy tea whenever my digestive system isn’t being agreeable. So pretty much all the time.)
9. Change channel. No doubt LMN will be getting old now. Try any of the primetime crime shows. My personal favorites are Law & Order: SVU and Criminal Intent.
10. Reapply IcyHot. Go to bed.

BLEH.