These are silly. But good blog fodder.
At age 43 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
Cause that’s how we roll in the E.C. (Elmore City, if you aren’t familiar. It’s okay and probably better if you aren’t.)
At age 56 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
This happens on a regular basis. I am legitimately afraid.
At age 69 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
One question: WAS HUGH JACKMAN THE LAST THING I SAW?!
At age 61 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
Heather would not be surprised.
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 
