Archive for November, 2007


How Will I Die?

Nov 15, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily

These are silly. But good blog fodder.

At age 43 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Cause that’s how we roll in the E.C. (Elmore City, if you aren’t familiar. It’s okay and probably better if you aren’t.)

At age 56 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

This happens on a regular basis. I am legitimately afraid.

At age 69 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

One question: WAS HUGH JACKMAN THE LAST THING I SAW?!

At age 61 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Heather would not be surprised.

How will you die?

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  • Birthday Girl

    Nov 14, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily, Photos
    Happy Birthday to me
    I am now twenty-three
    It’s my first non-single b-day
    Free din-din for me!

    Coming Attractions

    Nov 13, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily, Movies, Videos

    It’s been a long time since there were this many movies I’d like to see in the theater.


    OIL. Yum yum. It’s put food on the table my entire life.

    Sigh. Who doesn’t love movies like this? A love story spanning a lifetime. I am always drawn to stories of people kept apart for some reason.

    I haven’t read this book so I will have to run out and get it before the only copies available are the ones covered with a movie poster before I see it.

    No reason, though Kevin would tell you that there IS a reason. And that reason would be Christian Bale. But it’s Christian Bale as Bob Dylan, one of the most unattractive men I can think of.

    Oh my. *cries* This looks really good.

    Alfalfa & Darla

    Nov 12, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily, Photos, The Husband

    Kevin and I dressed as Alfalfa and Darla (of Our Gang and Little Rascals fame) for Halloween. While I can only pass as Darla if I’m standing next to Alfalfa, doesn’t my boyfriend make the best Alfalfa?

    Liz’s Cramp Cure-all

    Nov 11, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily, Listy

    1. Make chocolate pudding.
    2. Top with generous amounts of Cool Whip Lite.
    3. Midol. Midol. MIDOL.
    4. IcyHot. Newly discovered miracle.
    5. Lie on couch.
    6. Watch TV. Preferably Lifetime Movie Network or something else mindless like that. Today I watched four delightfully predictable dramas featuring at least one woman in mortal danger. Cramps, mortal danger…same thing.
    7. Get more pudding.
    8. Make tea. Mountain Rose Herbs has a great selection. At night I like their Dream Blend. They also make a Moon Ease and Women’s Freedom tea for times just like this. (On a side note, I also drink their Happy Tummy tea whenever my digestive system isn’t being agreeable. So pretty much all the time.)
    9. Change channel. No doubt LMN will be getting old now. Try any of the primetime crime shows. My personal favorites are Law & Order: SVU and Criminal Intent.
    10. Reapply IcyHot. Go to bed.

    BLEH.

    Election Day!

    Nov 8, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Bloggers, Daily

    Not really, but you should head over to The 2007 Weblog Awards and vote for i am bossy as the Funniest Blog.

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  • links for 2007-11-08

    Nov 8, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Daily, Links
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  • Liz the Very Bad Blogger

    Nov 6, 2007 Author: Elizabeth | Filed under: Bloggers, Books, Daily, Photos, Recommendations

    I am. Terrible. From time to time I get like this. No posts for days. And what kind of blog is that? Not the kind I like to read, but I do appreciate those of you who stick around and check everyday just the same.

    At least I’m not a terrible monster. (Wonderful book!)

    Right now I am staying pretty busy (by my standards) with planning parties, throwing showers for a soon-to-be-old-and-married friend, going on road trips, and turning twenty-three (next Wednesday). I’m hosting a “personal shower” this Friday and let me tell you–that’s going to be fun! Pictures (the ones that wouldn’t put a funny knot in my stomach if my Granny were to see them) next week sometime.

    Until then, I leave you with ME, very excited to see the Haygoods in Branson.

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