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2. Dawn French – Funniest woman – ever. 3. That little girl I attacked in Anthony’s when I was 2. 4. John Burnham Schwartz – My favorite author of the past few years. 5. Frank Wildhorne – So I can convince him to put me in a musical. 6. Christopher Plummer – He was my first crush. 7. Keri Russell – I wish she was my big sister. I <3 Felicity. 8. Bill O’Reilly – I’d just like to chat with him. 9. Michelle Malkin – We’d probably be best friends. 10. The Lost Ogle 11. If they are alive, the person who created Philadelphia Cream Cheese. 12. Meg Ryan & Tom Hanks – Only together. Because that’s when they are at their cutest. 13. Pat Conroy – Again, because what that man had to say in 15 minutes touched me more than anything else I’ve ever heard. |
Overheard at the daycare:
4-Year-Old Boy: But M____, I love you.
4-Year-Old Girl: That’s nice, but I don’t want to be your girlfriend.
4-Year-Old Boy: But…I’m a good man! I don’t hit people!
How have I not seen this? Oh, up until a few days ago, I was a FredHead. That explains it.

