I woke up vomiting in the middle of the night and I’m pretty sure it’s a virus that has been going around my hometown. Now, I haven’t been back there, but I’ve been around my mom and who knows, the same bug is probably crawling all over Walmart. Anyway. Bleh. BUT…there’s this. Someone posted it on a Livejournal community last night. It’ll give you a good laugh.
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 
Bummer. I don’t think I have that virus, but I have the virus that makes you cough up your lungs. If you end up getting that at some point, you can have some of my happy cough syrup.