Not. It’s April Fool’s Day, silly. You know what that means? I’m going to call my mom in just a few hours, giggling like a schoolgirl, and say, “You will never guess.” And for .7694 of a second, my mom will think I’m getting married. And making my mother gasp has been a good reason to wake up every morning since I was 12.
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 
