“I’ll tell you about my ideal dinner party — John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Osama bin Laden, John Wayne Gacy, and Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer. ‘Oh, hey guys. Welcome to my home. Oh, here comes the waiter with the soup. Hope you guys are hungry.’ Meanwhile, the waiter subtly nods at me, but I don’t acknowledge him. But I know that he’s an assassin because I trained him. BOOM. Two minutes later — five dead psychopaths at my dining room table. All that’s left to do is dispose of the bodies and collect the reward. It’s almost too easy.” - Dwight Schrute