I’ll be normal again. (Wow, that title looks like I could be trying to invoke some autumnal spirit with the face of a turkey and the body of a yam.)
The 20 Best Quotes From The 2008 Republican National Convention
“My own father held down two jobs, barely affording the little rented house I grew up in. My Dad worked hard, lifted heavy things, and got his hands dirty. The only soap we had at my house was Lava. Heck, I was in college before I found out it wasn’t supposed to hurt to take a shower.” – Mike Huckabee
I can sorta sympathize, Mike. Only my parents never let me use the Lava soap, and the name alone frightened me. You can blame that on one of the many Weekly Readers with articles on volcanoes that I had to read in second grade. I was terrified of the things.
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 
