• For most of my life I only really liked guys born in January or July. I’ve had a number of close run-ins with May men, but they were all flukes. Well, if we’re being honest (which I’m in the business of around here), COLOSSAL mistakes that should have been avoided at all costs. But then I met Kevin (a February baby) and now everything is wonderful.
  • According to Heather, I examine every bite of a hamburger before I eat it. I guess this is true, but let me explain. I decide where to take my next bite based on where I think will be the least likely to cause a mess (no Carl’s Junior drippage for me, thank you). Think of eating a hamburger (or a sandwich or burrito or any number of hand-held foods) as a very Jenga experience. And now that I have said that I think it may say a lot about my mild OCD and control issues. Ahem.