This post reminded me.

The following is the original account that I wrote on September 24th, just three weeks after my NObama sign had been stomped on, when someone on the left took the dirty tricks to another level. Since then my red elephant “Vote Republican” sign has been stolen and my Jim Inhofe sign has been bashed in. Without further ado…

September 24, 2008
Someone defecated on my lawn the night before last. In front of my NObama sign. To answer all the questions that have been asked of me so far:

1) Yes, I am sure it wasn’t a dog.
2) Yes, I know that there are big dogs that produce big poops.
3) Let me stress to you — THIS WEREN’T NO DOG. I know dog poop. Whatever it was, it wasn’t canine.
4) It was strategically placed. In front of my sign. Either they did it at the scene, or brought it from home. Talk about brown-bagging it.

After about 10 seconds of “What?! That is poop. That is POOP. Someone pooped on my lawn. In front of my sign. Liberals. Dirty liberals.” I just kicked the dried excrement into the street. It was dry and solid, so I’m sure it was done overnight. Then I went in the house and died laughing.

Someone pooped on my lawn. Laugh, people, that is downright hilarious. Barry is so “moving” that they can’t control their bowels.

(Cross-posted to Kick the Anthill)