Conversation between me & my mother

Discussing her mother-of-the-bride dress:

Mom: I want something I can wear again. I want to get my money’s worth!
Me: You’ll get your money’s worth and you can wear it again.
Mom: When?!!
Me: I’ll have you buried in it.
Mom: That thing is sleeveless…I don’t want to be cold!

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