‘Assault draws more questions‘…umm, yeah! So there’s this guy and he gets into some sort of kerfuffle with this girl and she hits him in the head, yada yada, and apparently cuts off part of his finger with a “tool.” Then it gets interesting.
“He said that his finger wasn’t completely cut off; that it was hanging by a little bit,” officer Jerry Kraft stated in a filed report.
In an apparent moment of panic the man claims he tore the rest of his finger off and threw it into the toilet. He quickly changed his mind and retrieved the piece before making the decision to have an ambulance crew transport him to the hospital.
What?!
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umm, eww?