Last night I made the mistake of reading this article, which features the following photo. And then I gasped, closed my laptop, went to bed, and prayed not to have bad dreams. Joaquin Phoenix, get well :(

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In other nightmarish news, the porn industry wants a bailout (okay, so that one is sort of a joke), TV thinks they deserve one, too, and some Pro-Hamas demonstrators said something really, really inappropriate.