In case you had no idea that I battle the powers of darkness (POD, which may be my new codeword. And those of you who know my current codeword…
) on a daily basis.
FRIEND: Oh man, we’re talking demons here.
ME: What if it opens a portal to Hades–
FRIEND: Elizabeth, you can say no to the devil.
ME:–home to Lucifer, Prince of Darkness?
FRIEND: SAY NO TO THE DEVIIIIIILLL!
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 


