So there’s not going to be any image, however cute, inviting my readers to “show us [their] privates.” Public flashing is no joke people. NO. JOKE.

But yeah…Happy Delurker Day!

I know you’re out there. I can see you. But I don’t know your name. Or what brings you here. Why you stay. What it is that draws you back in every, single day. (Eastern Europe, I’m talkin’ to you)

Tell me your name. How you found me. What you like and what you could do without. Go ahead, caller. I’m listening.