Dear Abby Miss Wisabus,

Dear Miss Wisabus,
My friend assumed I’m her bridesmaid. Help.

Dear Assumed Bridesmaid,
First, see here. Second, at least your friend didn’t assume she’s your bridesmaid. S’all I’m sayin’.
Sincerely,
Miz Dub

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