- I have a standing offer to join the Witness Protection Program that I don’t take as seriously as I should.
- My mother gave up a life as a trapeze artist to marry my father.
- My husband was the first person I ever kissed (and I was 22 when it happened).
This is a part of The Real Housewives of Oklahoma’s McLinky Monday. Go on over there and join in on the fun, but don’t forget to guess which one of these is my tall tale.
(Explanation on the two truths to follow, if you’re interested.)
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Founder of GodlyGals, a ministry for women established in 2002. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 
I feel like an awful friend because I am not sure which is the lie. I know one of the truths, but the other two.. The suspense is going to be the death of me.
I have a pretty good idea too. BUT, I will wait in suspense to know the truth!
I know one of the truths without a doubt. But the other two are so obscure, I’m not sure which one could even remotely be true. Whenever I find out, I want to hear the story behind it!
I’m guessing #2 is a LIE. lol
I’m agreeing with Becca.
#2? Yes? Though #1 is questionable too. Good ones!
ooooo this is hard BUT fun! I am guessing 2
I’ll have to say #2 but you’ve got a good list!!
Well…. ?
I’m gonna guess #2 is the lie… And hoping if #1 is a truth that everything is okay <3
Somehow #1 seems so Liz to me… And #2 is so far out there it has to be made up… So you always go opposite of what the obvious is:
My official vote would be #1.
My guess is for #2 being the lie.