I thought I would let you all know what my Thursday Thirteen is going to be next week so that I can, you know, create a buzz. You won’t want to miss this one.

Thirteen Songs I Would Sing If I Were Ever On American Idol

But that’s about as likely as “I’m-A-Dinner-Jacket” and our fearless leader having brunch tomorrow, followed by a round of mini-golf. Still, be here next Wednesday around 5 p.m.!

Dear readers, I received my (FREE! hello, I’m there) “Fred ‘08” bumper sticker in the mail today. Nice, because just yesterday I was commenting on the fact that I needed to order one. Now I’ll just get myself a yard sign and maybe it’ll combat the vibes wafting from across the street (my neighbor’s bumper sticker collection that includes the following: “IMPEACH”, the crossed-out “W” sticker, “NPR”, an updated count of Iraqi civilians killed in the war…okay dude. We get it.)