(On the phone with my youngest brother, RYAN.) RYAN: Well, I’ll have myself a house built in a few years. MOM (in background): You better start saving some money then. ELIZABETH: How about if me and Kevin just find a house with a garage apartment and let you rent? RYAN: (mutters something about the garage [...]

Kid: Mrs. C, were you at the Medieval Fair this weekend? Me: Was I in chain mail? Kid: [long pause] Umm…no. Me: Wasn’t me. Tweet

Weirdest chat ever with Kevin: me: also: when we are married we can watch the Red Green show on friday nights me: score me: it’s going to be awesome being married. Tweet

Without divulging too much, allow me to tell you something. I answer a lot of phone calls on a daily basis. I hear a lot of accents and get to interact with a number of lovely people. But I get some older folks from time to time who either 1) can’t hear, 2) don’t know [...]

In case you had no idea that I battle the powers of darkness (POD, which may be my new codeword. And those of you who know my current codeword… ) on a daily basis. FRIEND: Oh man, we’re talking demons here. ME: What if it opens a portal to Hades– FRIEND: Elizabeth, you can say [...]