Mispronounced for two decades and counting.
I thought I would let you all know what my Thursday Thirteen is going to be next week so that I can, you know, create a buzz. You won’t want to miss this one.
Thirteen Songs I Would Sing If I Were Ever On American Idol
But that’s about as likely as “I’m-A-Dinner-Jacket” and our fearless leader having brunch tomorrow, followed by a round of mini-golf. Still, be here next Wednesday around 5 p.m.!
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13. Christmas Party - Lots of sweetness between Jim and Pam. I
love it.
12. E-mail Surveillance - We get to see where Jim lives! Sidenote:
I absolutely cannot stand Michael’s improv scenes. They make me
feel so sad for him.
11. Ben Franklin - Dwight: I don’t care what Jim says, that is not
the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
10. Halloween - Dwight as a Sith Lord. So great.
9. Boys and Girls - Dwight: Remember on LOST when they meet
“the Others”?
8. Business School - A bat. In the office. Jim. As a vampire. And I
must admit that every time I see that poor kid’s text book getting
ripped up by Michael, I cringe. Because, my friends, that is real pain.
7. The Return - Andy [To Michael] - “I forgot to tell you the plan
for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk!
Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick
nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.” And then there’s “Rockin’
Robin.”
6. The Carpet - There is poop on the floor. That is comedy, folks.
5. Drug Testing - Once again, Dwight in costume (well, uniform).
4. Casino Night - The night so many of us had been waiting for.
Sigh. Together at last…not.
3. Women’s Appreciation - See this.
2. Initiation - Dwight’s cousin Mose jumping out of nowhere to fight
Ryan is one of my favorite scenes, period. “What… is the DHARMA
Initiative?!”
1. The Injury - It’s been my favorite for a long time. Nothing has
been able to bump it out of its spot yet. Michael GRILLS his foot
on a George Forman Grill. “I like waking up to the smell of bacon.
Sue me.”
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Because you don’t know it yet, but you want my opinion on this stuff. (All times CST)
10:02 - 30 Rock? Peace out.
9:52 - Aww, America Ferrera, you so pretty.
9:28 - Ahhh! And John Krasinski’s date might not want to chew her gum at all in public. Or at least close her mouth.
9:26 - Rainn Wilson is about to sing Kanye West!
9:24 - Ryan Seacrest. In tights. Trying to pretend this isn’t a normal occurrence.
9:17 - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! The Office! FINALLY! Best Writing for a Comedy Series, in case you were wondering.
9:14 - Let’s just watch Elaine Stritch all night. This is good.
9:06 - Kevin says, “So that’s why he said he invented the internet!!” Al Gore, if I were my little brother I would say, “Shut your pie hole.”
8:45 - Jersey Boys! Yay! I think I may want “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” as the recessional at my wedding. This will have to be discussed. I’ll keep you posted.
8:21 - Nice little bit about The Office there. “Or wherever else he’s shooting a movie.” *stare*
8:19 - Bored. Ready for Jersey Boys
7:52 - Christina Aguilera really looks like she has it together now. Slowing down on the fake tan might be a good idea though.
7:44 - I have watched Conan maybe once. I know. He is terribly funny though.
7:24 - Sad face
7:23 - Come on Jenna!
7:16 - Woo! Terry O’Quinn…love this guy. And he’s wearing a shiny pink shirt with a sparkly black tie. What a nice fella.
7:13 - Aww, Rainn Wilson didn’t get it. Jeremy Piven = Moonface.
7:10 - Ooooh, Terry O’Quinn! And other LOST people.
7:09 - Were they supposed to pan to the ceiling and cut the sound?
7:08 - For the record, not everyone loves Raymond.
7:03 - Panning to T.R. Knight when singing about Isaiah Washington (comparing him to Michael Richards). Real classy.
7:00 - Round stage? To quote Michael Scott, “Me no likey.” And Family Guy? No, thanks, I’ll take the lobotomy.
6:41 - Judith Light! Who’s the Boss now, Tony Danza? I mean, she’s on Law & Order and that makes you qualified to be President of the United States.
6:36 - Helen Mirren just might be the prettiest lady in the world.
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1. Duck Tales
2. TaleSpin
3. Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers
4. Captain Planet
6. Superbook
7. The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible
8. Ren & Stimpy
9. Rocko’s Modern Life
10. Fievel’s American Tales
11. Batman: The Animated Series
12. Spider-Man
13. Two Stupid Dogs
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